“ So I kept on going. I found press citations and argued for keeping the Jitterbug telephone, a large-keyed mobile phone with a soft earpiece for older callers; and Vladimir Narbut, a minor Russian Acmeist poet whose second book, Halleluia, was confiscated by the police; and Sara Mednick, a neuroscientist and author of Take a Nap! Change Your Life; and Pyro Boy, a minor celebrity who turns himself into a human firecracker on stage. I took up the cause of the Arifs, a Cyprio-Turkish crime family based in London; and Card Football, a poker-like football simulation game; and Paul Karason [11], a suspender-wearing guy whose face turned blue from drinking colloidal silver; and Michelle Leonard, co-writer of a glam hit called Love Songs (They Kill Me) …
